The early aughts are back, Baby! See also the Von Dutch store that has popped up on Melrose. 

Luann could never be queen bee while Bethenny was on the show. So now is her chance, although Lu with her grandiosity and bragging turns everyone off. I see Dorinda with her sharp tongue and pointy elbows fighting hard for that crown. Also is Tinsley back with Scott who refuses to marry her?

Oh wow, you’re doing the Lord’s work! Did you just start this year?

I know I read that and was like wut.

I know y’all like to give Cardi shit for going after that other stripper and Nikki but you have to admit she is honest and open. She doesn’t have an issue speaking her mind and her heart is truly in the right place. She isn’t perfect enough to be some feminist “woke” hero but she speaks up. She is right about the…

From 2002 people, 2002.

I will henceforth imagine Kelly Cutrone entering all rooms everywhere to the tune of Ludacris’ Move, Bitch.

One night, while wearing my white nightgown, I returned to bed where my partner was already asleep. He suddenly wakes, screaming in terror at me. It was so sudden and unexpected, I started screaming back at him. For a brief moment we were both in a horror movie. Fun times.

“Compassionate but somewhat ineffectual”.

Fun fact: Tamzin Merchant was originally cast as Daenerys Targaryen. I think they even shot the pilot with her.

Even in my hardest of hardcore metal days, I would stop and watch when Missy was on MTV. She is just mesmerizing. I think of her like I think of Peter Gabriel. I’m not always sure of what is happening, but you can’t NOT watch

I think it’s really easy to be nostalgic about the early ‘00s if you didn’t have to live through the era of 3" zipper low-rise jeans and navigate the politics of visible thongs.

Those floorboards where a childhood MUST HAVE. I still want them! Secret snacks taste way better than regular snacks.

I LOVED Claudia. I loved that she was so artsy, I loved that she had snacks hidden everywhere. I WANTED floor boards so I could hide snacks. (I also was not allowed sugar). I loved mysteries and Nancy Drew, I felt that Claudia was the Asian me... I grew up in a predominantly white suburban middle class area and I…

Because when President Obama was in charge, certain protocols were actually followed: There wasn’t the extreme overcrowding and mind-blowingly unsanitary conditions and children sleeping on floors. Children weren’t being ripped literally from their parents’ arms without word as to where they’re going or who’s taking…

I grew up in a town with a bridge to Vermont, I’m well acquainted with Vermont’s dual nature. 

Can’t complain about VT or its ‘leaders’, since I’m from across the Connecticut River. You’ve seen how ineffectual our (dynastic) Governor is.

Hallquist’s main downfall was that the national media picked up on her transgender-ness and focused almost solely on it. If she had been able to get a message across without dumbasses (on both sides) asking about her gender, then they would have seen an accomplished business person and engineer that had a lot of ideas…

I came here to say: Chipwich. No contest.