When I was a kid my dad and I would go to lots of old historic houses and mansions around NY and the lower Hudson Valley, and we were at one day (maybe Phillipse Manor?) and suddenly realized everyone else there was dressed as vampires.  It was a Dark Shadows convention. Must have been the late 90s or early 00s.  

I went as a naughties girl to a costume party this year...I never wore Juicy back in the day, so I figured this was my chance. Opted for a hot pink bejeweled one.

it was a big moment in my relationship when i realized that WWE was the perfect marriage of my greatest entertainment love (reality tv) and his (professional sports). but omg why cant we watch the housewives in an arena? also thank you for your ANTM reference.

yeah i don’t know what happened exactly to gigi but this is like when kim was robbed in paris and ended up being eviscerated for her trauma, which was bullshit whether you like her or not. trauma doesn’t care if you’re rich, poor, white, black, queer, straight, cis, trans...it’s no one’s place to judge or doubt someone…

i do appreciate that the minute i leave billboard-less VT it is BAM BILLBOARDS LIQUOR WOOOO

but it’s true, there are vermonters who hated her for being trans, but way more vermonters would hate you for being in the national spotlight 

the idea she was too green or didn’t have any ideas is laughable when phil scott hasn’t done ANYTHINGGGGGGGG of note other than veto shit

and yet still not as bad as upstate NY, which boggles my mind. 

yeah what is with that nose thing? and honestly, the fact Scott drives a stock car makes my eyes roll so hard i could pop a contact out. what a slimy schtick. it is weird complaining about VT stuff bc i do feel the need to always amend the complaint with “it could be worse,” which is basically the VT state motto at…

Jessica Simpson’s flavored body spray

I wish she has beaten Phil Scott.  All the man does is hem and haw and veto and toe the party line. He has accomplished absolutely nothing other than veto anything that comes across his desk that could help this state.  The fact we have legal weed but no marketplace for it is just one of the many idiotic things you…

actually in the state of vermont it is called a creemee

“...the mind that created colonialism is the same mind that’s driving the modern world.”  This is so important, and a reckoning that Americans, Australians, so many need to have

damian lewis, that is

Steve McQueen (Damian Lewis)

forget pie fucking can we talk about what happened at band camp and HI NATASHA LYONNE! I was 12 or 13 when I first saw it, it was seminal.  And the soundtrack!

they were simpler times and hoooo boy do i miss em

i said to a coworker today - i wonder if part of the reason kraft got a slap on the wrist (in addition to the fact he is rich, white, and powerful) is that there are bigger storms on the horizon! we are in new england, so, we there’s extra interest in that. but yeah i hope they all go down in flames.

Babushkas of Chernobyl is also great 

this is excellent