Don’t kid yourself - people have been abusing the totally helpless in this way since waaaaay before Trump. 

2/10 homophobic troll. 

“I’m so wildly incompetent as a parent — indeed, more incompetent than most human beings age twelve and up — that I might literally kill my own child due to negligence! This is a thing I think is funny.” 

I ate soap. I was not a child.

But... one month ago?

I’m still surprised that Scheana, while working at Sur, had a fling with (I think still married to Brandi Glanville) Eddie Cibrian.

“SQUIRTED MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND WATER INTO RECTUM WANTING TO PREVENT AIDS”

“SLIPPED & FELL ON WET FLOOR AT HOME & ALSO HAS HAD SEX TOY STUCK IN VAGINA FOR 8 MONTHS”

She has BEEN on reality TV, at least try to keep up.

My parenting advice after becoming one: not much can’t be fixed with a healthy bowl and a hot shower.

Weed.  That is all.

You mean “kadooz” to you, a la Ramona Singer.

At the time, I thought this was kind of neat, but now it just seems profoundly depressing.

I DONT HAVE WORDS TO EXPLAIN HOW AMAZING THIS PIECE WAS.

Counterpoint: Reign was delightful exactly because of how historically-inaccurate it was. Like, it was awful and that’s what made it so much fun to watch.

I clicked to see the Demi Lovato selfie, and I’m not even a fan. It was worth it though. Gorgeous glowing selfie. 

I'm kinda "meh" on today's goss, likely because it contains no Bravolebrities.

I also went abroad and fell in love with a fuckboi Paul with a great accent who slept around while we were “dating”. Let’s be friends. 

It’s so dangerous yet wickedly fun kissing a coworker! Good for you!