Someone is a tad sensitive on the subject, no? Look, name your kid whatever, but don't take it so seriously. No one made fun of your kids name but they are clearly going to need to have them repeated/clarified.

Did you see last night's episode? Kyle was down with mentioning Lisa's nipple. (I'm with you on this though - should I be more ladylike???? Are they total hypocrites in this??? Yes, they are, and I should merely be more like Lisa Vanderpump).

This makes me think of Top of the Lake. I mean, I just finished it, so, you know, rape, New Zealand, etc.

ooooooh.

Oh hey, you're a mAroney! i'm a mOroney. I always thought some of you were cousins who got to Ellis Island, started spelling your name and went...feck! I won't have the word Moron in me name anymore!

I have a beautiful white wool coat but I can only wear it on certain days. A white coat is not an everyday wear item. Oh, I live in Vermont, so you can rest assured I live somewhere wintry.

These skits got me every damn time. Used to have reruns on Comedy Central before the Daily Show rerun (after?) and I'd catch up before dinner...high school!

She may actually dabble in black magic because damn does she not age???

God, remember when flashing your vag getting out of a car was a thing? Paris Hilton, LiLo...oh my!

Beware the comment-rage of the long distance runner!

yes, but i am suspicious of anything that requires that you ingest that fucking gel shit in order to complete it.

Haha wait but is it just me or does that guy do a belly flop mid-burpee? Maybe just the camera angle + baggy clothing?

Nope sorry couldn't get past the first line. I will not be coerced into adopting another pet. I have a bipolar cat who is likely part mountain lion and a dog with an anxiety disorder. I love them, but I'm maxed out, my friends. I just had to bolt from Petco because there were elderly cats in need of a home. I would…

I'm excited for a television series that doesn't exist. I shall have to tweet MDK about this, perhaps she will hear me!

You want a whole different show, I'm afriad. But a good one! Keep Julian Fellowes away from it. I vote Maria Doyle Kennedy as the Countess Markievicz!

NOT THE DOG

I want that weird fat between my arms...god how do I explain this...where my body and arm meet...that fat that makes wearing tube tops a bad call...like...fuck does this have a name? Anyone?

It's sort of mesmerizing...

Noooo wasn't that some shit made up by that ludicrous chef character?

He went to NY to do La Cage and met/fell in love with his new wife. Pretty straightforward disintegration of a marriage - my dad's partner worked on La Cage. He said Camille was lovely but it was all really awkward because everyone knew what was happening except for her. They even went to Kelsey's wedding. It was sort…