It's not that you can't afford to get married, it's that you can't afford the big splashy shiny fancy schmancy Bravo special worthy wedding.
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Oh hiiiiiii fellow Vermonter! Or, Vermont resident. I am also a NY transplant so cannot ever be an actual "Vermonter," of course.
That's a good point. I just want everything from here:
I like it! Very much. My mother is divorced and remarried (and Catholic), but we've been together 6 years, and at this point she's like, just be happy. In a weird way, my dad was the only one who would have wanted a big party. Now that he's gone, I don't know why we'd bother. My mother would love me to get married so…
...all they know is that he was young, African American, wore a hoodie and would say "I know you want it" before committing his crime. (Is this a Robin Thicke reference? Let's assume it is.)
We don't want a wedding, but we want to get married. We also want all the groovy wedding related gifts, though. But we have discussed eloping/hitting up City Hall, keeping it a secret, then having a party and surprising everyone at the party. We'd rather save up for a house. Where we could have said party. I've never…
We have absolutely kicked that idea around. Neither of us want a wedding. We'd love to get married and then be like... SURPRISE! WE'RE HAVING A BBQ! WE TRICKED YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
David Duchovny, why won't love me...
I guess it does make sense that they'd be wanting me to add something pricey and sweet to it. It doesn't annoy me, it's just uncanny. They always ask. Also, I guess people just assume you would want something sweet in it. I guess. I'm probably in an unsweetened minority.
This is why my request for an "iced venti coffee with room" is always met with a quizzical look, and the inevitable, "but do you want that sweetened?"
"You may have won the crown, but I'm still the most fabulous."
YESSSS Molly Pitcher!!!! Monmouth County's greatest heroine. Though the rest stop is in Middlesex. Still. Vintage badass.
What happened to the puppy?
no, that's the smile of someone who has had too much work done, duhhh. that is not her original face in any way.
a creature as rare and mystical as her hair is shiny!
omg one of the nice people who opens the door for me??? they're the best here! i love that say, on a crisp new england morning, i walk down for my appt and some nice guy or gal says good morning and opens the door for me! best thing ever! also, we have a "safety zone" around health clinics here so the protesters have…
ahhh more tears more chills more tears
Yo you let that beautiful geriatric creature enjoy her old age. Fat and happy and "living on borrowed time" = live it up, pooch!
I feel you. My dogs eats very high quality dog food. And Milkbones. And his biggest treat is the occasional piece of cheese, a cold cut, or potato chips (he LOVESSSSS chips). But we go to my parents house - and all hell breaks loose. I recently found out they secretly give him ICE CREAM when I'm not there because…
I thought the whole thing was taxky, but the tagline was realllllly tasteless. She's a moron - but she's lost 40 lbs!!!!