only reading things today to see alllll the wonderful doctor who ads

this was the worst shit i've heard on the Today Show in awhile, and given the state of the show, I think that's saying a lot. Baby starts crying. Mom attempts to soothe child by sticking a single Cheerio repeatedly in her face. Wait, don't pick her up, they must dance! All the while the insufferable noise of a…

doesn't every good vegas romp include hookers and blow?

I don't think its that shocking that a young girl would rather keep her head down and keep going than go to an authority figure. Especially one who now seems to be a tad unsympathetic. Not speaking out about being treated cruelly is pretty common place, whether you're a future Olympian or an average kid in the…

I can definitely see how a head coach or trainer wouldn't know about locker room antics like this. Girls at that age are sneaky in their cruelty, and the instinct to tell on someone is rarely greater than the instinct for self-preservation. Who hasn't heard things like this in a locker room type situation? Obviously…

"I'm Muslim, you're Jewish, you are all greedy" is definitely not how I expected the thief to end this one. Can you see her, being dragged away in cuffs, screaming this? Giggles.

Whooping cough is all over the place. We have it here in VT, because people wont vaccinate their kids. Thanks, asshats! And I thought it was only in that Anne of Green Gables book when Gilbert almost died. Wait, was that scarlet fever? That will probably make a comeback too.

jezzies love any opportunity to holler "exploitation" at images of naked women. yawn.

so are fezzes. fezzes are cool.

wahhhh but surgery is so much easssiiierrrr

"Listen, you little wiseacre: I'm smart, you're dumb; I'm big, you're little; I'm right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it. " That's all, folks.

I took it to mean that masterful way Southern women have of saying "Bless your heart!" and beaming when they mean, eat shit, bitch.

So it's not okay to make fun of domestic abuse but it's totally okay to make fun of depression and suicide. Class act.

Yikes! Good thing you caught it. I could see the connection between Vitamin D deficiency and fibromyalgia. I used to work in childcare and a kid broke multiple bones one year and the parents found out that it was related to severe D deficiency. Doctor told them to ease up on the obsessive SPF application and let…

Everything in moderation, folks. Except tobacco. That shit's gross (says the ex-smoker). But seriously, it's sad we've gotten to a point where we are so afraid of the sun we're giving ourselves Vitamin D deficiencies. I've completed missed the attempts of the tanning industry to make their product look positive. I…

It's a movie? Oh. I thought it was that asinine show.

I think the appropriate headline would be, "WHY THE HELL WAS KIRSTEN DUNST AT THE BACHELORETTE PREMIERE?"

i'd like a geographic break down of road rage, because i feel like the road rage-iest person in Vermont.

Ugh I cannot believe this took place in VT, but glad the state shut down the nonsense. You cannot get away with this crap here.

nah he's pretty damn adorable. he's being princely in the old timey marauding mead and wine drinking jousting sort of way.