I'd like to think that Katy Perry just wanted some Mayer meat on the post-divorce trainwreck fun ride. I'd like to think she's having fun. Only TaySwi is dumb enough to take him seriously.

haha right? keep it off twitter! yikes! bad AIM away messages from back in the day, RiRi!

too bad so much of jezebel is all about riding the judgement train

Okay, so crazy parents who act out beget crazy children who act out (especially when children enter showbiz at a very young age). Obviously not always (looking at you trolly fucks who love to point out the exception to every goddamn statement made), but are we supposed to be surprised? Flooded with sympathy? And if…

Also, I'm pretty sure I was just assured the vaginal tearing isn't that bad. Okay. Tell that to my vag, which just withdrew somewhere into my uterus in protest.

I'm so glad I'm not alone! "Only puked every day! Ankles so swollen they look like mattresses! Gained a ton of weight! Uncomfortable, it's weird!" "Poop isn't that bad once you change 8 diapers a day!" Those hormones must be CRAZY strong to convince women that the good outweighs the bad.

We should start a support group!

Hard to find an intelligent woman who is willing to stump for Romney's decidedly misogynistic policies. Much easier to stick with another wealthy, privileged, egotistical white man.

I'm going to hide in the bathroom and assault my man's thighs with a hairbrush as soon as he hops out of the shower. That will obviously result in some steamy hot sex. Also, handjobs through the pants at a restaurant are really tacky. Is this middle school? Silly Cosmo!

Can someone please write something that doesn't make me want to shut down the baby making shop for good? I mean...other than trite, magical moment filled crap. So it's either chemical withdrawal, bleeding nipples, ripped open vaginas, or magic, bonding, rainbows, and dizzying love when it comes to parenthood on here.…

yesss!

When I was a kid I chewed the hands and feet off my Barbies. Not sure what that reveals but I'm sure it reveals something.

Sorry, I'm too busy chair-dancing to Missy to join this convo

At this point, I feel like my menstrual blood might have more rights than I do.

No, you need not feel any guilt, you powerful sperm machine you. Just the lowly ladyfolk are burdened with semi regular murder of microscopic humanoids.

Bleeding from the vag every month is annoying enough without having to also go into a period of freakin mourning.

Now I have the Elmo's World song stuck in my head. La la la la, la la la la la, Elmo's World...

love when people make fun of celebs for wearing shoes (or anything) more than once in public. actually, they think its cute when kate middleton does it.

Exactly. I can pay my loans and my minimal bills every months but house—child—ha! Not unless I win the lottery or something really turns around. Applied for 20 jobs this summer, not even an interview. My MA isn't getting me anything. So yes, I can make the best of it...or I would cry. All day. You're not alone!…

So...how about a job where I don't get breaks away from my desk, I don't have any vacation, no benefits, and I'm living on the edge of poverty, but can't get anyone else to interview me? I get the attitude thing here (I make the damn best of it! I don't hate it at all!) but in this day and age sometimes you can't be…