How do you prove the existence of God without faith? I was under the impression that was the whole point. You don't have to prove it, you have faith.

Incredible. Can't imagine SWIMMING THOUGH A THUNDERSTORM IN OPEN OCEAN, let alone with sharks and those evil looking jellyfish. Holy crap.

Yeah, the Dems aren't actually saying much about anything. They're just keeping mum and commenting on dumb things the GOP says.

Oh fuck I forgot that the stork brings the damn baby.

Yes, I do have friends in Texas (Lubbock and Houston) and of course there are exceptions! One is a sassy, brassy, outspoken lawyer who could raise some serious legal and legislative hell. But the overall atmosphere doesn't seem terribly kind. I love my Texan friends, and probably would have loved Austin.

Things like this make me very happy to live where I live. I remember applying to PhD programs and realizing that moving to Texas, despite Austin being "less Texas," and the U of Austin being amazing, made me really. really uncomfortable. And this was almost two years ago, before this stuff was in the news all the…

yep, pretty badass. i mean, also possibly bat shit crazy, but badass nonetheless.

how are these things related? i'm so confused.

It always amazes me how stupid this shit is...and that there are "grown ups" who feel totally okay disseminating this information. Makes you wonder whether they've ever had sex. I could not stand in front of a room of teens and say this crap without laughing. But I'm glad there is a lawsuit. It shouldn't be legal…

I'm so not ready to say goodbye to the Ponds. New companion, boo hiss.

i'll drink to that

It is all very hard for me to understand. All these years with my vagina, I never once noticed any magic. Well...you know.

Agreed. People's ability to lack all compassion always manages to floor me. Especially those who claim to be compassionate Christians. There's nothing Christian about such ill-will, but again...why does this continue to surprise me???

So many reasons to make birth control more widely available...

HE HAS DAUGHTERS?!?!?!?!?! So, if they came home single and pregnant, he'd probably think they were unwed sinning hussy sluts, but if they came home RAPED and pregnant, the glory of god would be bestowing a blessing upon them (assuming their magic vags didn't shut that shit down).

We had YOLO and a Hunger Games reference. And so many senior girls quoted Nicki Minaj in their yearbook quotes.

of the fembots of jezebel are going to loooooooove this one

it's all your fault! you are responsible for eating disorders worldwide! (obvs kidding). careful with the "healthy" word—you'll unleash the onslaught of "healthy doesn't mean skinny you can be fat and healthy i have this friend who has a cousin and the doctors totally say her BMI is high and compared to models she's…

i'm missing the ethnic stereotypes. maybe because i'm so distracted by the hilarious, dated, dancer costumes.