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Von Clyderdale: Exiled from Jezebel
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Don’t you get it? They are rich! They deserve all the things in life they want!

I admit I am personally insulted by their attitudes. I can’t really even explain it. How do they think the rest of us live? 

I KNOW ITS SO FUNNY TO ME.

Like yea you have a trillion dollars and I can barely pay my rent and have student loans and medical debt keep on complaining it just makes me love her more

I was wondering if maybe we shouldn’t get rid of the 12th amendment and go back to when the runner-up was the vice president? I mean no but Hilary Clinton being VP rn sounds much better than the current sitch.

This is extremely messed up but I was wondering if Georgia wouldn’t consider passing this law just to get back at TI for like? Existing as a black man?

But Georgia also really hates women. Hard to say.

I think that’s what surprises me? Like, our public transit system also “bans eating” or whatever but I have neeevverrrr seen anybody get fussed at for it?? It’s not a rule if it’s not enforced catch me fully eating on the platform

I have to pee

I know that rock climbing is similar. You want to be as light as possible to get up a wall. Avoid carrying your own bags, etc. to avoid putting on any extra leg muscle. I’m sure a lot of pros have disordered eating, if not full blown eating disorders, along with a host of other psychological problems.

Something I’ve

I do not wear glasses but I love how they look and sometimes will wear a fake pair (I know there’s some touchiness around this) and truly I noticed that I was treated much differently when wearing glasses. It is so fucking weird.

I agree but clearly this is because of an issue with vaginas and apparently women’s sexuality. Am I missing something with why vibrators are so horrible?

I have only had a smattering of straight male teachers but definitely one of them was extremely hands on. I was only a teenager and didn’t speak up despite it making me extremely uncomfortable.

I read this article on the NYT and had so many thoughts. The male yogis that are interviewed and profiled come across

Yea I feel like I missed something. There’s Beckys and Chads but a Chad would neverrrrr wear a fedora. Wrong joke. Fedoras are for Stephens (pronounced Ste-phon) and will neg you all flight long.

My brother and I learned how to be the most excellent liars very early in life due to my mother’s controlling and anxious behavior.

I tell her now, as an adult, I wish I had been able to be honest with her. For my safety’s sake! I lied to her about everything and she never knew where I really was or what I was getting

I’m also thankful for a father who seemed to have the attitude “teenagers gonna fuck and it’s none of my business” but unfortunately my mother was very “YOURE A WHORE” in a shrill voice.

From a quick google search of Ms. Grant she seems chill and cool. She is the appropriate age which I honestly would expect from Keanu. I just love him haha I’m so happy he’s (hopefully) happy!

While this is important info for us all to have, I am glad it isn’t a major headline. This is out of pure pettiness because I want 45 to see this race as a referendum on himself and he’s (hopefully) too stupid/ignorant to look down ballot. 

It was so so so stupid for her to release videos of herself crying over this. I had no idea what she looked like before but now I do.

She’s Brody Jenner’s “wife”

I literally watched this on a Delta flight YESTERDAY and maybe I’m crazy but I think these scenes were either still missing or heavily edited.

But the movie itself was super cute and funny highly recommend.

Yea what’s going on!? Is Deadspin also no more? I don’t understand!?