I think she's the only one who could pull that dress off. 

To give the impression of propriety I suppose. I doubt there’s much hot sex happening in the Kushner household these days. And let’s not forget:

Back in the 70s girls in my high school had to wear a black drape like that for their senior picture while boys wore jackets and ties.

It’s Valentino...it does look cheap as hell tho. 

That 100% polyester ectoplasm dress is a monstrosity of color, material, and proportion. There’s a reason it’s on clearance.

Megan, all I saw were two sister wives who looked pregnant.

That is a breathtakingly hideous color for her. I could see it working on like Lupita Nyong’o

Operation Block Ivanka doesn’t even make sense. For all the effort they went through, there was going to be cameras from every angle.

It’s a totally popular take.  The correct response to a threat to expel my child if they aren’t willing to risk their health is “see you in court”.

No no that is the take of every parent that actually loves their child.

This is the sensible approach, why not take a sabbatical if you’re able, I understand social development and whatnot, but when the other choice is a deadly disease, this is the right choice.

They can also suspend a black kid for having dreads, then UNANIMOUSLY uphold that rule in July, 2020.

This might not be a popular take. My sons are grown thank god but, if they wanted me to send my kid to school or have them get expelled. FUCK YOU, I’m not sending my kid to school, full stop. Consequences come what may, so much nope.

“Jenny, you are showing too much skin and it is making the boys and Mr. Boner-in-class too agitated during lessons. We are going to need to single you out, attempt to shame you, stuff you in a ugly and poorly cleaned sweatshirt and, if you resist any of this, call your parents to stop what they are doing and…

If that were my daughter’s school, pretty sure we’d find somewhere else to enroll her that very day. Luckily, they are starting remote. Which sucks in a lot of ways, but is better than killing off a percentage of the older, and likely some younger ones and maybe a few students as well.

We actually do, which is a part that buggers me. With all out remote communities, extreme weather, and whatnot we actually have a fairly robust distance learning system.

Alaska is getting ready to gear up the in-person schools even as Anchorage, in effect our capitol and literally our largest city, just locked down for 4 weeks minimum. One of my kid’s educators admitted that the higher-ups have been having virtual meetings with the teachers...to tell those teachers, via a screen, that…

Any student found criticizing the school on social media could face disciplinary consequences.

Aaron Carter represents a truth about my life, on a large scale.

(...an error that was made 14 times, apparently). Isn’t it kinda intentional after, say the first ten times?