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Von Clyderdale: Exiled from Jezebel
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Did I miss that one on the main? Is it in the comments?

I’ve heard that the Trump team has a lot of issues getting people to do their hair, make-up, and clothing hahaha

I just realized from this picture... does Ivanka part her hair in the front then tease it in the back??

Neither of their outfits were flattering at all either. I assume they both have lovely figures (seeing how their dad is a horrible, body-shaming troll) but I couldn’t tell.

I am only 30 but my hair has also changed a lot! I actually just ordered shampoo and conditioner from one of those companies that individualizes your formula. It asks about your age! I hope it helps me lol

But anyway - if she would just cut it to an appropriate length it would look fine. She should also stop bleaching

Trump endorsed Doug Collins lolllll

She is gonna lose fucking big time 

Please trust that people DO say shit about her hair. Predominantly, my mother. I call her office at least once a week to complain about her and yes, I DO bring up that bunch of hay on her head.

I tell all yoga nooby people to start with Yoga With Adriene! I used to do the Kayla BBG program which I would guess is similar to Ting’s program but honestly I think yoga made me stronger than doing a fuck ton of burpees *shrug*

If I hear “let’s go for 3" one more time I might explode 

LYT! It’s a physical therapist who teaches yoga I’m obsessed lol

Why would a women even need a gun? I thought that’s what her husband was for. 

I’ve had to drive through SC on my way to NC and... it’s like the people are fucking ALLERGIC to masks. Nobody wears them anywhere. I get glares for wearing one!

Glad I am not the only person who is repeatedly surprised by my capacity for disappointment. 

In American, void scream at you.

There is a popular day hike area in North Georgia called Panther Creek. It is an area frequented by young children with their parents but people have died there in freak accidents. You slip and fall and hit your head the right way.

It’s horrible but accidents happen.

I do wish a lil that he’d responded something like “you say you know the owner but I’ve never met you before” or “call them then! oh wait my phone isn’t ringing so you must be mistaken (bitch)!”

omfg yes they do. I literally know several personally. It might not be a wide majority but they certainly fucking exist. 

GIRL YOU CAME AND CONQUERED 

If your package was marked delivered but has not arrived, please allow 48 hours. Thank you! 

Somebody has been playing pandemic!