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Von Clyderdale: Exiled from Jezebel
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Honestly I am just here for anybody who makes McCain uncomfortable at this point. I really wonder who I am becoming these days...

I was thinking about this! How many weddings do we go to and we promptly forget them?? You’d never forget this wedding.

None of this “celebrating the most beautiful couple I know” nonsense because it’s just a big fun, funny occasion! FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAM

Yea I think this is hilarious? But I also wouldn’t mind having some of the attention taken away from me. It’s just a big party, it’s supposed to be fun for everybody. Isn’t this really very fun?? 

TomatoFace! A common Kinja troll. Been around for like a decade or something. He likes to reinvent himself lol

I am not a doctor but can’t things like that happen during vaginal birth? Especially with such a young mother?

A friend recently divulged to me that her mother voted for Trump “because of the economy” but is now “very embarrassed” about it. Bitch, y’all SHOULD BOTH BE fucking embarrassed. But I’d bet dollars to donuts she will vote for him again! Because you don’t have to be publicly outed even if that’s the fucking

Where did he even come from? New Tomato or?

Her trying to analogize this to fucking McCarthyism is also just so misguided. People who donate their dollars somewhere are actually supporting Trump. They ARE doing that. There’s a difference between something that is proven true and just straight up lies. Wtf is her problem

I have seen and enjoyed some of her eating videos? I found it refreshing that she just is like whatever I like to eat fuck you but I don’t know anything else about her and I’m getting so confused but I don’t realllyyyy wanna give her the clicks in order to investigate either...

I hate to be this way but if you just wanted to do like a short rundown here or give some resources that aren’t actually watching her garbage I would FUCKING LOVE THAT

I also gave Barre major side-eye at first. I was doing a lot of weight lifting and resistance training and was getting stronger sort of but mostly getting hungry. I was having a lot of trouble keeping weight on for some reason. Anyway, my point is, I was being hella judgmental of these ladies in their little socks in

I really love animals but this is gonna sound ugly. I totally agree with you. Pugs in particular just should not exist at all and what we have done to these creatures is beyond cruel.

I’m a kind of picky eater and I’ll be the first one to admit you can fucking eat foods you don’t like. Yea, cilantro tastes like bleach it’s nasty but I will absolutely suck it up if it’s that or starving. 

FUCK YES SO STRONG

I follow a lot of female rock climbers. WHOOOO they are fucking strong. 

I don’t do Barre but I feel like you’re knocking it (puny weights, high reps) but that shit is SO FUCKING HARD. Isometric work outs are a real thing. 

I have always had broad shoulders but doing lots of push-ups and rock climbing have made them look REALLY big. It is extremely annoying to wear almost anything with sleeves because they aren’t cut for us.

Dolman sleeves forever.

Who is gonna tear her apart? Sanders? They have virtually the same platform and she has all the policy to back her shit up.

I always explain it like you can compliment somebody’s clothes. It’s fine to say “you look sharp!” or “that’s a nice coat” or “that dress is a great color” or whatever. The problem arises when it becomes body focused: “those jeans really hug your curves” or “I love you in shirts that are low-cut like that” or “that

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