Yea I worked at an ice cream place for years and we regularly ran out of ice cream lol sometimes you just sell more than you anticipate 

I think those three actresses are all equally famous. But Angelina has always courted press — remember all that crazy shit kissing her brother and the vials of blood and stuff?

Will Smith’s kids only really got the spotlight when they were old enough to WANT it. They both have their own projects and do their own…

How very Medea

I created a sex toy that is against the quartering of soldiers!

LuluLemon was like YEA! WE ARE ONLY LUKEWARM ON THE SECOND AMENDMENT! 

I’m probably an asshole but that’s a lot of animals to have and give specific, individualized love to? Maybe they’ll just split them. Liam can’t take them to Australia because they’ve got a ton of rules.

Keep us posted, Joan.

I can’t decide if it’s because people literally have terrible memories or if it’s because they don’t want to acknowledge how absolutely classy Beyonce was for giving up HER FUCKING TIME to let Swift finish her speech.

omfg lmao do you know how awards work? yea you’re an idiot sorry idk what to tell you

I’ve followed P!nk for a long time, not really because I’m a huge fan of her music but I am a huge fan of her personality. She just comes across as very genuine and talented and not really there for all the attention. 

THIS IS. YES. FUCKING THANK YOU.

Beyonce fucking won video of the year that year literally what the fuck are you talking about??? T.Swift won best FEMALE video.

Philly also???

Yeaaaa I’m typically backpacking so there’s no “inside” for miles lmao

I’m probably terrible but I appreciated the line about how she’s not “100% happy” after returning from Italy. Like yea honey now it’s your real life and you can’t take tonsil hockey with Brody Jenner’s ex on a yacht. 

Yes thank you fuck ryan adams

I LOVE that he answered the question with just like SOME BULLSHIT. He didn’t even define what the SCOTUS says and i’d bet a lot of dollars it’s because his dumbass doesn’t even know.

I wondered that too. I have a couch. Nobody is sleeping on it. I just want to take in these babies and hug them and feed them and wash their clothes.

So I don’t like Sanders bc he’s an old white dude and it’s like goddamn man maybe practice what you preach and let women and POC run shit but whatever anyway

I am so happy reading this hahaha

I do think the primaries are going to be hard. SO many people want to vote for Biden and keep touting this idea that Warren should be in cabinet. Wtf sense does that make? Why WOULDN’T you want her to be president? 

My dad says she is “too smart.” But he loves Harris. I can’t make heads…

HOOOWWWWW does anybody think of Biden as quiet and calm. I am not even saying that like being a little weird and loud and energetic is a bad thing but I just would NOT describe him that way.