My favorite paddling beer is New Belgium Dayblazer.

I love high life and bring it everywhere. Nobody has ever, EVER complained about it.

The problem with this line of reasoning is that even when the city fixes potholes, they’re still just dumping shit in them. Or covering them with large metal plates.

3.5 seconds isn’t necessarily a short amount of time but if you have just woken up from a deep slumber, that’s just barely enough time to gain consciousness. How was he expected to wake up, determine his surroundings, hear the orders, and comply within 3.5 seconds?

lmao yea my landlord built my house. it definitely didn’t exist before he was born. okay. 

Wait. Wouldn’t it be the pro-life movement that is modern-day flat earth? Because they reject science and insert their religious beliefs instead?

I feel like I’m on crazy pills.

far too few people know him

LOL I just posted a bunch of pictures of him sharing wine with a homeless man and taking naps under tables and stealing a paparazzi’s camera. I KNEW I had forgotten something. THANK YOU.

He is a amazing and fucking has been get with it people

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO KEEP REPEATING MYSELF

While this is a good reason to love KR.

The more fun reasons are:

I can’t admit to knowing a lot about soccer specifically, but I don’t understand why people are saying the Thai team was basically amateur. They’re all playing at the World Cup. If a team is so amateur that commenters are uncomfortable with how badly they are getting beat, then arguably they are too amateur to be…

Meghan McCain is the only person who could make me wanna defend Gwyneth Paltrow.

How does she get worse every single day I just it’s impressive almost

To be fair, I hate Biden AND Sanders.

No Old White Men 2020

That still grinds me gears all these years later

I tried this once with my roommate about toilet paper.

We didn’t have toilet paper for three days. 

I’m pretty sure I easily clean for 2.3 hours a day?

Vacuuming, tidying, laundry, wiping a counter, dishes. Totally.

I have a male roommate and ONE TIME he “cleaned” the bathroom and proudly announced to me that he had cleaned the bathroom. I was like oh? what did you do?

He had vacuumed the bathroom.

Okay.

Moving into a place that doesn’t have a yard is one of the best decisions I have ever made. 

This part is important.

I don’t know that it will be effective.

Kemp wants to keep his governorship. The (rural) people who voted him in want Draconian abortion laws and don’t care about the movie industry. I imagine Kemp right now is having a hard time choosing between his entire state having a robust economy or him having power.

Jumanji counts and he was amazing in it.