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Von Clyderdale: Exiled from Jezebel
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This is a thought experiment my friend told me about!

If there was a curfew on men and boys, what would you be able to do that you don’t feel comfortable doing now?

I’d go on runs and walk my dog after dark. I wouldn’t be paranoid about ordering Lyfts. I would go to a bar and not worry I’d drink too much. I’d feel

Wait. But there’s ANOTHER bar/restaurant called “The Local” that’s on Ponce de Leon????

That place is probably better than both of these? Also nobody is gonna confuse Marietta and Atlanta unless you’re from Marietta lol

This is so awkward. I had no idea we were sisters.

Oh man. One thing I can’t understand is why any normal person WOULD EVER talk smack to a professional athlete. They would take you down so easily. Like, obviously don’t be a dick in general but ESPECIALLY do not be a dick to somebody who will literally hand you your own ass. 

Also her highlighter is so heavy. 

WARREN WARREN WARREN

My rule for 2020 is basically No Old White Men.

Warren is #1 for me easily. #2 is Harris. #3 I think is Mayor Pete? 

Lol! I just posted a link to Commando tights because they’re so comfortable! 

OH MY GOD

This is what i came for thank you

I love the Commando tights! More like a maternity band. So comfy, don’t feel like you’re dying :(

I’m from Georgia and was reading a piece in the AJC recently about how rural people feel about the Heartbeat Bill that just passed here recently.

A woman said that because she had a miscarriage, she doesn’t think people should be allowed to have abortions. The really wrong-headed reasoning for that aside, she does not

I dated a guy who vaped and after like two weeks I was basically begging him just to smoke cigarettes. My house smelled like fucking cotton candy or whatever. HIS DOG smelled like the vape.

At least if you smoke cigarettes you have to GO OUTSIDE. People who vape don’t think they need to ask permission before just

Warren is my favorite too! I really can’t wait to vote for her in the primaries.

Actually yea this is true. I was even thinking it would look bad on Kate Middleton. Michelle Obama could make it beautiful though.

I sit around a lot wondering how we’re gonna pay for all the extremely necessarily pre-natal care that all these expectant mothers will need.

I have a one-hour lunch that I don’t really take very often but definitely could. I would WAY rather leave an hour early lol

It is simply amazing to me that you would admit that you yelled “fuck you” at somebody but then you’re like WHOA WHOA WHOA BUT I WOULD NEEEVVERRR SLAM A TABLE

?????????

I don’t think a lot of commenters are familiar with the culture of football in the south. Like, sure, there is some networking and stuff but an overwhelming majority of even the richest fans just wanna get blasted and sing fight songs. I swear this is the absolute truth.

WHAT