A former roommate used to say “Don’t yuck on my yum.” It made me croak a little each time she’d say it.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

She is fascinating to me. I had her first fundie Christian album - one of a few hundred people who bought it when it came out. I LOVED it. Then she came back a few years later and it was like “who is this? KATIE HUDSEN?”

We’re ready. (NSFW audio)

Lmao. We are praying that cheeto Benito doesn’t get called mean names by the cool kids.

Who thought Park Rangers, Coke and Bud would be the face of the Revolution?

If it pisses the right people off, I’ll drink carbonated sugar water and buy new tires and artificial intelligence TOMORROW.

I’m at the game and this 75% male crowd woo-hooed for this line!Even the Falcons coach had a big grin.

They’re already boycotting the half-time show and trying to launch another Holocaust.

It’s great, we have weed and tacos.

This dumbfuck’s continued existence is proof that the Clintons don’t have people killed.

Hi Former Congressman Weiner!

If you need an extension to remove all mentions of Trump, I’m already using it and it’s amazing!

That’s the kind of thinking that got us into this mess.

If you need a safe space, there’s always Breitbart, snowflake.

I am in the greys, but since we are talking about bengals, I am adopting this little princess on Saturday and cannot contain my joy! She’s half siamese half bengal and I have named her Leia, please enjoy the gif

I know this is not entertainment news but the three Syrian families our mosque sponsored will not be coming to America as a result of the ban. They sold all their belongings, went through two years of grueling interviews and background checks and were at the airport in Istanbul Ataturk airport with their luggage and…

The appeal of sister relationships are, IMO, why the Kardashians are so popular.

NBC Orders 2 Hot Pilots From Tina Fey and Mindy Kaling