The font that he specifically zoomed in on. It reminds me of my third grade class photo or something you see framed at the local bait & tackle shop...

If so, perhaps Abbas is the left-wing troll that will lead us all.

I don’t know where Sen. Merkley was with his petty self all these years but now that we’ve found him, we are never, ever letting go!

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

For some reason, when you work for high-profile anti-LGBTQ politicians (and Cheetolini’s personal opinions don’t count, he’s letting Pence run things), it’s difficult to find talented hair, make-up, and fashion advisors.

LMM will never be insufferable as long as he is using his powers for good, like increasing minority visibility in theater and raising hundreds of thousands of dollars for Planned Parenthood, for example.

I think everything Donald does is driven by a surface hatred of Obama, and a much deeper desperate need to be Obama.

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?

Oh my gosh this is wonderful!! And he looks so happy, hahaha.

He doesn’t have billions of dollars!!

THANK YOU! Why the hell doesn’t he just wear a tie pin or a tie clip?

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

what did I do

I’m beginning to think that some of Trump’s nominees might not be good people.

Yep. Between this and the Bush daughters’ letter to Sasha and Malia I’ve been having a lot of feels on behalf of the Bush family lately. It’s Bizarro World up in here.

Bill Clinton fake-coughs into his hand. “I’m so sick,” he drawls. “I think I’ll bail and just binge-watch some ‘Criminal Minds’ instead.”

“He will be the only living former president not attending Donald Trump’s inauguration”

I would just like to state that at one point in my 20s, I quit my day job to be a dancing spoon in a tour of Beauty & the Beast.

HOW DARE PUTIN CLAIM HIS HOOKERS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICA’S. THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WHORE.

It seems to me that the notion that female-coded things are infantilizing and not to be taken seriously is itself steeped in patriarchal ideals.