Dave lozo’s reply is awesome!

But 3 Doors Down are playing!

...In that case, eating human placenta, which was just going to plop out and exist anyway, shouldn’t disturb that practice.

I wonder why Jon Chait didn’t get that same sense of welcoming from his women friends.

I’m crying

Go Katy perry for seeming like a real decent human being.

BOBBY WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MIDWEEK MADNESS?????

That said, there is a town named rat’s mouth.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

It is so, so bad when Mike Pence is a better option.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

alternate headline:

WHY WOULD SENSUALITY EVER BE USED TO DESCRIBE A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION THAT’S NOT A THING EVEN WHEN WE AREN’T SWEARING IN THE GROSSEST MAN ALIVE.

Great enthusiastically apostrophed question, but the answer so far is “not vaccines”.

I give a pass for keaton he was in the movie hidden figures after all. And in general I’m glad they are apologizing and being made aware of it.

I will be 42 this year, and I am still resentful of the double standard and favoritism showed to my brother simply because he is a boy.

“fat: it’s my friend” should be on t shirts.