Heck yes

Oh thank god

I sort my french fries by length and eat them two- or three-at-a-time with their evenly-sized fellows.

Counterpoint: sweet potatoes taste worse than regular potatoes.

Can I just say that I love Halo Top because the lightness means you can “smash a whole pint” without a total food coma/abdominal pain situation ensuing and I enjoy that experience.

That album art is amazing though.

PUMPKIN SPICER

Still, thank you for bringing it into my life. New fave T-bag epithet.

CHEETO BENITO JFC

“third-class piece of ass” oh my goodness bring back titanic.jezebel.com

what is with that brushstroke font jfc

Apropos of nothing, I just noticed that the Times logo looks quite a lot like the T-bag himself. If they were on his side (which, don’t get me wrong, I am VERY GLAD they are not), I’m sure this resemblance would be the source of political cartoons galore.

Wait a second. “Lives inside Jason Momoa” is a very different question than “looks like Jason Momoa.”

Dray-Lo, obvs.

Can you do this but for horror movies? I love the stories but am too scaredy to actually watch them.

Would love for Charlize Theron to be mean to me tbh

AND THE BEST RESTAURANT OMG

The hero we don’t deserve.

Jen has some range! See: Horrible Bosses, We’re the Millers. But I can’t stand Julia Roberts and I love Jennifer Aniston so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Re: J Lo’s nails, Essie Topless and Barefoot (stupid name, gorgeous polish)