Yassss. Me too!

I always feel like he shouldn’t for some reason but he does. He just comes off like perfect cute husband material. Like he might not be the hottest guy you know, but he’s real cute and makes you laugh and does his share of the chores without being asked.

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

I find the whole “we can’t joke about what’s happening in the world with people getting offended!” line so disingenuous because there are countless comedians making a living joking about what happening in the world in a thoughtful way. What they really mean is “no one find ME and MY casual bigotry funny anymore, and…

I keep staring at the sweater and thinking, “How luxurious...”

Sharon Stone is a gift we don’t deserve. That cozy sweater, on the other hand, is a gift I do deserve.

Develop it into condos for Trump supporters and you’d have a literal basket of deplorables.

I would dress up like a muffin every damn day to work.

We do the same thing in Canada (yay Commonwealth!) and it’s fun to see.

In 2016, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham “joked” that if you “killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, no one would convict you.”

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

I volunteer to check on him

Steve Bannon and I share this problem

A former roommate used to say “Don’t yuck on my yum.” It made me croak a little each time she’d say it.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”