SEE

He’s not elevem guys, case closed.

To applaud how far we’ve come:

This is always gonna be my favorite - his reaction to baby pope.

I’m going to miss him so much!

Obama and babies will always kill me. So much cute!

#HappyHalloween

... what? He tried to diagnose the flatness of a tire by phone?

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

Hahahaha, could be. Back around Christmas, I had made a comment on Reddit and a user there replied with... “Mom?” I just thought it was a joke and a minute later, my son was in my doorway and asked, “Do you use Reddit?” Oh, man. The internet is a small place sometimes.

“We didn’t have an armoire.”

Right? He’s straight up trying to neg her into running.

Uhhhhh there’s nothing okay about telling someone about your violent fetish after you’ve isolated them in your home. If he was really in touch with his kink in a healthy way, he would have known that.

What the fuck, Hamburger.

Not so much scary, but definitely creepy, and a legendary story in my family.

Ever since one episode where the lead guy was pretty sure the (male) murder-ghost was coming on to him, my boyfriend and I like to threaten that “gay ghosts are watching you masturbate.”

SO WHO WAS PHONE?!!??

That is the scariest one ever posted.