Go Katy perry for seeming like a real decent human being.

BOBBY WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MIDWEEK MADNESS?????

That said, there is a town named rat’s mouth.

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

It is so, so bad when Mike Pence is a better option.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

alternate headline:

WHY WOULD SENSUALITY EVER BE USED TO DESCRIBE A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION THAT’S NOT A THING EVEN WHEN WE AREN’T SWEARING IN THE GROSSEST MAN ALIVE.

Great enthusiastically apostrophed question, but the answer so far is “not vaccines”.

I give a pass for keaton he was in the movie hidden figures after all. And in general I’m glad they are apologizing and being made aware of it.

I will be 42 this year, and I am still resentful of the double standard and favoritism showed to my brother simply because he is a boy.

This is so insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Mariah can eat an ice-cream cone while her vocal track plays for all I care. Our fucking democracy is dying.

Nancy Reagan, Scalia, Schlafly on one side and everyone else on the other.

Seems like an open and shut case to me. It’s not fair to only serve tourists to black people.

I think he’s quite hilarious but hey, different strokes.

I did love Anna’s piece on Superstar Machine, but for me, NOTHING can top her dispatches from the conspiracy theorists’ cruise. That was such an amazing bundle of WTF delivered in a thoughtful and calm way.

“fat: it’s my friend” should be on t shirts.