kinda makes me appreciate what jessica simpson, and jessica alba have created, gwyneth is like amateur hour

The lovely, and ever so Goopily named Pattner Peak Label Blazer retails at $695

“Gender suspicious” is a glorious phrase.

Sad!

For those curious about the brother/sister/brother reference in the statement. From David Arquette on Kocktails with Khloe:

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

I’m reminded that nearly naked, young healthy models were dropping like flies after standing in the heat at Kayne’s show this week. She’s wearing a full freaking suit. It’s hot. She got overheated. Clearly she has a fatal disease and is too ill to serve.

Excuse me is this the hand basket that’s going to hell? I don’t want to get in the wrong one.

If Trump is elected everyone will die except for one drunk and his family.

She could’ve avoided the whole thing by simply adding ‘some of them, I assume, are good people’ at the end of her original speech.

“I regret saying ‘half’—that was wrong,” Clinton said.

I can’t wait for Martha and Snoop show

I wonder if the working title for Martha and Snoop’s show is actually potluck because they’re aiming for a pun. Also I have an unnatural adoration for that woman (and her adorable friendmance with Snoop) so I will be watching :)

Feel free to disagree with me. Here’s my take. Choosing chastity as a woman isn’t feminism. Choosing chastity as a woman and having the right to not be judged as less or more of a human being because of it is feminism.

BRODNEY???????????????????

Giraffe’s have secrets they don’t want humans to find out. Now they’re going to have to go on the offensive, because we’re getting too close.

Because the appearance of impropriety in a woman is more of a threat than actual evidence of impropriety in a man. This is known.

So they sent three immature men with anger issues to an intelligence briefing? What could possibly go wrong?

Your second point left me scratching my head as well. It’s not a goddam house party.

1) Doesn’t the very fact that the interviewer had to repeatedly stress to Trump not to get into the specifics of his intelligence briefing make the entire point about Trump not being fit to be the President?