Me.

I thought this was best vine not random ass fast vine

Come on, Beatles Reference Kinja Name. It’s critical to point out micro-aggressions as well as larger sexist and racist offenses.

As Anderson writes:

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

I was followed by Dog. It was the best thing that has ever happened to me on Gawker Media.

If Jezebel goes down with the Titanic, I can build another site for us. We can call it Athaliah (Jezebel’s daughter). Hopefully it will never come to that... I love it here!!

I heard the top three floors are just used as Viagra storage.

In winter, it's only 33 stories.

wow, who sank your Titanic

Slow and luxurious elevators. The best elevators.

Donald Trump has a small penis.

Some of us are lucky enough to have both!

pretty happy about this headline, aimée

She can’t give a guy a chino teepee / Cuz she stuffs her bra with t.p. / That one-ply stuff cuz she’s a cheapie...

I can’t wait to hear Katy’s new songs because normally her hits (which any song about Taylor would surely be) have extremely simplistic cliche lyrics and I really want to see how many things she rhymes with creepy. So weepy, she smells like peepee, she goes by T-Swifty?

You Muenster!

I steal slices of my husband’s cheese that he reserves for his lunches, and then replace the slices I took with large Post-It notes hoping he won’t notice.

I would buy him an oyster dinner and ask “what’s your favorite animal?”

OUCH!!! When I was fencing, a fellow fencer came in to practice one day all excited because she had gotten both nipples pierced. That was the day I fleched and hit her right in the piercing - she was out the rest of the night and I believe took out the piercings. Body piercings and fencing don’t mix. I also hit a guy…