Here I should clarify that I despise coyness and code-speak and that if you ask me whether I “party” the answer will be “not with you”

Life hack: if your answer is “no,” then the meaning of the question becomes irrelevant

I’d like to be between the Rock’s hard place, if you know what I mean.

Everything will continue to exist after this week. We’ll just be under new ownership. I think Senior Week has confused some folks but we are not going anywhere.

looks like you’ve got the long game

I only bang ex-coworkers, I’m friendly and flirty with them when they work there and then stay in touch with them after they transfer or quit.

I’m sorry to have to do this to you, but being a Titanic scholar for twenty years now, I can say that, in fact, while the Titanic’s “dummy” fourth funnel did not exhaust smoke from the boilers, it was used as ventilation for the ship’s galley as well as the first class smoking lounge. So a little smoke exhaust is…

In my experience in the Air Force, the opposite was true:

The leadership was actively promoting a diverse, progressive work environment while the junior enlisted were mostly bible-clutchers and just going through the motions at best. That said, there is a weird cabal on senior officers in the Air Force that are like…

My husband is Navy & him and all his friends couldn’t give two fucks if someone is LGBTQ or a woman. One of the officers he reported to directly at his last command was a woman. They only care about if that person can do their job & isn’t a raging asshole. His department was very small ~20 enlisted sailors on a ship…

My bro is a special-forces-type officer and he is very enthusiastic about the prospect of serving with trans people, women, people of color etc - his sector of the military is not at all diverse and he sees that as a major weakness. That is one of the few things that makes me OK with his job. He’s always managed to be…

i don’t know him

Now Benefit is probably going to release a special edition My Brows Will Go On kit.

And yet somehow this was overlooked...

To me it sounds like a new twist on a figure-skating move.

The only reason I know he exists is because his name sounds like a weird insult.

Hadn’t we all?

Plus the vulnerability that comes from a neglectful childhood.

Earlier today, Bobby spoiled the end of Titanic :(

you guys

i mean you cant but also what the fuck are you talking about