What... was he doing with the coconut oil? Listing it right after tight pants is a bit leading.

I have never in my entire life been as lit as Chelsea appears to be on an hourly basis

Taran is so talented, Pharaoh does such great impressions. That being said, my new favourite if Kyle Mooney. His shorts are amazing, his humour is so understated. Love it.

OMG I am such a huge fan of yours!!!

I’m not really Tina Belcher, either.

Yeah, maybe a one off comment when those pics first came out, but to continue it? Very strange And with the latest pics it’s like yeah everything is fine but it’s not reincarnated John Holmes and I think I had more to say but I just realized I’m taking the time to write something about Justin Bieber’s penis and now I…

Ungraying the poor people stuck in the grays who are not meany-pants, and occasionally post a silly comment.....asking for a friend....

tfw you don’t get picked for a team but don’t want people to know that you’re deeply hurt and offended and you gotta play it cool

BUT WHAT IS HER FAVORITE SUPER HERO? Julian and her other fans need to know!

Nothing is better/funnier than Snoop and Martha together on screen:

I will watch the shit out of this.

Have you ever heard of

When I see Leslie do funny, delightful things like this (honest, genuine enthusiasm), it makes me smile. I will never understand how there are people out there who hate on her. Why? How? She's a NATIONAL TREASURE!

If I can watch sports on network TV with Leslie Jones, I will totally revise my hateful stance of sports on network TV. I love Leslie Jones! And she’s right, the Olympics do bring people together around the globe. P.S. Let all Olympic events be held in Athens from now on.

That’s so cute! I love that he has a sense of humor about being the Dork of Rap.

If you have a rice cooker, I suggest dumping frozen vegetables in with the rice water-not mixing but letting them float on top. Total instant meal.

SEE??? I found this picture by googling “mean cat” and that’s what she fucking looks like, a mean cat.

He even tried to get Playboy to do a spread called “The Girls of Trump,” wooing his most shapely staffers, including a former beauty queen secretary, into posing for the magazine with a sliding scale of offers on everything from full nude to breast to “wet-lip” shots.