i am not hating on jared leto, for the record. i think he looks fucking awesome and is funny and fun.

Looks like Lilly Pulitzer color combination

approximately how many times a day are you fully punched in the face

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

No, to wonder is fine. There’s a ton of shit that everyone hasn’t been exposed to. It’s the ongoing insistence that it’s not “real words.”

I’m pretty sure it’s Ben Affleck and Matt Damon with a sea gull on his head.

yes i think the answer is “everyone”

Get rid of the fiance and buy a horse. They apparently care about bras just as much but they won’t annoy you with that talking thing that females tend to do.

It took me way to long to figure how what you mean, because I read it as “the mom being poked.”

I had a boyfriend who discovered while we were dating that he was really into Pokemon and also being the mon being poked.

nailed it

my god they make cute kids tho

Maybe we just all have crippling trust/intimacy issues given how much criticism we receive on a daily basis. Thanks, Boomers!

This is quite funny. Also that is exactly how I expected Leonardo DiCaprio to dress in his down time.

I’ll admit it, I chuckled audibly at this.

Sigh.

Kitchen sink: [falls off, shatters]

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.