If Calvin Harris and JLo are boning, he wins, forever.

You suck

Rio is in the same hemisphere so the water drains the same as in Australia.

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

“He said Dada today, three times!”

That’s ok, she is hot and she makes pretty awesome music too.

or vice-versa?

Just a reminder that back in ‘08, when Obama picked Biden, everyone was like “That boring old white dude?” And now we’re all like UNCLE JOE PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US.

Get out.

I feel like there was a real missed opportunity to deploy “Jury Booty” at least once in this post.

I’m incredibly judgmental and shallow as well, I’ll need to remember this when I get called up.

At least she was honest.

I am sorry to anyone who may have felt victimized by this post

yep pretty violent

I also want to say that I also wear a lot of these styles and I believe this entire post to be a violent subtweet

joanna can we do this privately

I just want to say that I have worn a number of dresses that look very similar to the ones pointed out in this article and Ellie sees me every day and now I understand her blank smiles

I can’t thank you enough. You have no idea how relieved I am that I didn’t just see Chris Christie having sex.

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The fact that Trump gave Ted Cruz a chance to address the convention is just more evidence that his campaign is completely incompetent. I mean, he went after the guy’s wife and father and mocked him relentlessly at the end of the campaign; how could Trump have thought that Cruz’s speech would be supportive?