Hey girl.

Kristen, Kirsten, Kate, Kaitlyn, Katherine, Kit, Kendra, Kayla, Kaya, Kyla, Kira, Kiernan, Kiera, Kenzie, Kora, Karina, Kara, Katja, etc.

The obvious name choice: Khaleesi.

Did they look like this?

Parfumerie —> The Shop Around the Corner —> The Good Old Summertime —> You’ve Got Mail —> Tweet Love.

So, a 21st-century You’ve Got Mail.

This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read. They’re right up there with Gomez and Morticia Addams and Nick and Nora Charles for Relationship Goals.

I would vote for a candidate whose main platform was free wine, in a second

Yeah I mean if a candidate started performing literal miracle and like curing cancer on stage-turning everyones water bottles into wine-making one slice Pizza multiply unil there was enough for everyone. They would absolutely have my vote.

I would gladly vote for Jesus, but like actual Jesus not the Republican fictional Jesus that loves guns and hates the gays.

Is he a woman? Clearly not a slut. He’s a real man. Anyone who takes him up on his offer is a slut, but that’s not his problem.

A friend of mine said that the comedians were going to have a field day with the RNC. He was quite right.

Dress jorts or GTFO.

Father/daughter sex is in The Bible as is most other incest. Genesis 19:31-36

Give the guy some credit for really knowing the good book and trying to live by it.

That is one shoddy V. It looks like they were trying to make a second heart.

Melania Trump is actually infinitely many monkeys typing on keyboards and connected to a voice synthesizer.

Nothing is original, everything has been said before, whatever you think has been thought by someone, you are someone else’s thoughts.......there is NO plagiarism!!!!!

Repubs gettin’ existential on yo’ ass!!!

Thoreau/Trump 20__ !!!!

So Michelle Obama went into the future to plagiarize a talking horse? I mean, she seems very capable so I wouldn’t say it’s beyond her abilities, but it doesn’t sound like the FLOTUS I know.