I don’t know her.

About halfway through this, the abyss began to gaze back at me.

AVOCADOS DO NOT GROW IN MY LINCOLN LOG CABIN SUSAN!!!

Elle Woods knows nothing.

obvs! and like...her skirts were all OPEN on the bottom...she was asking for it.

I don’t know.

I thought she was “yachting” aka hooking for semi-famous people.

I want to believe.

Agreed, it is none of our fucking business. She can adopt twice as many kids as Brangelina or she can drink wine, raise goats, and travel the world with her hot husband. Or some combination thereof. Live your best life, Jen!

I thought the same thing, and am glad she provided no details.

She doesn’t address it in the article, but can you imagine if she has been trying to get pregnant for years but has had miscarriages? Between 20 and 33% of pregnancies end in miscarriage, but no one seems to think about that when they’re badgering other people about if they are pregnant, why they aren’t pregnant, and…

Related:

You know, we need more vague in our country, lots of great vague, we’re going to have the greatest vague and really vague the spirits of the Mexicans and the blacks. Vague even the gays. We’re going to have the best vague of any country in the country.

I don’t know why but hating on Jonathan Cheban is one of my greatest pleasures in life.

proof that he is The Worst, because I went to that tomato farm and it was AWESOME and also the soup was really good.

same.

Won’t most people just think that’s a picture of Donald Trump?

are you trying to kill us