The crinkly little newborn ear has slain me. I write now from the great beyond.

literal baby

Baeby?

Woke Baby

Looks delicious, thanks!

If I may humbly attempt to start a thread:

I was called “oven” by my friends after my kids were born, because that was the extent of my contribution. I feel ya.

“The three protagonists”

DID YOU ASK HER IF KIDNEY TRANSPLANTS FALL OUT AFTER THREE WEEKS?

Someone I know who gets lash extensions got sooo offended when I called them false lashes. She informed me that it was exactly the same as getting a kidney transplant, they were a part of her.

crazy to turn down the new yorker but it’s up to u...

she’s gonna pop out of a giant kolache on Monday and tell us we got owned

See you at work on Monday, Jia!

remember when jia said she was staying

False alarm. She’s staying.

@jia have you considered staying?

yeah mom stay it’ll be fun

jia you could stay

WHO IS GOING WITH ME

I don’t know but she’s lousy with virginity. Won’t go to bed till she’s legally wed...she can’t shes Sandra Lee.