“(Not listed: the compounded bitterness of the proletariat.)“

Honestly though, I feel like the defensive perimeter has really been letting us down lately. Look how close Drumpf got back a couple months ago.

You’re not really grasping this column, are you?

Or perhaps a Karlie and Taylor only after party?

took this long for one of the members of the watch to fall asleep so that he could make it through our defensive perimeter

That sounds like a threat, Dr. Ruth. Cool your jets.

Demi Lovato ✔@ddlovato

Some of us like our boots in the air, thank you very much.

get your boots on the ground

Post Baby!

well damn

Of course he can’t be anti-Semitic. I mean, just look at his official policy position on Israel:

Um, excuse me, but Erin Miller is 1/36th Cherokee AND her Irish ancestors who came to America were, like, slaves and so she knows, okay. This isn’t about her. It’s about Jessie Williams spewing racist words against the police, who are now a race and not an occupation.

I too have a feminist cat.

My Gus cat is a feminist. I can tell by the adoring way he looks at me. Just heart eyes all the time.

Fourth of Ju-Lies

I dreamed I was an incubus running an island resort that catered to demons and raising my succubus daughter until she was strong enough to fed on her own.