You are just so good to us.

Somebody let Yoko know a cigarette is not a beverage

Plus time is an illusion, so really Michelle’s speech was neither before nor after the pony’s. It was both and neither all at once.

Superstar Five Jemima. I am crying.

How did I never notice the spelling?!? Mandela Effect like whoa rn.

the most photographed barn in America!

Oh goodness. That’s daunting. Thanks!

I know this is a dumb question, but how does one become un-greyed?

Thank you for this lovely gift.

Brb making “I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon” my facebook/instagram/twitter/tumblr/linkedin bio

This is...alarmingly accurate.

2016 is wild.

They decided on the Prius (second gen).

Tbh I’m pretty surprised that Mindy went for the Diamond Celebration ears. I would’ve pegged her as a classic red bow in all-over sequins kind of gal.

I know a family that decided between a Bentley and a Prius.

Could be one word—frantic? I mean, it fits the meaning of the next line.

Immediately scrolled down just to say A+ title. Now to actually read the article!

Thank you <3

This is the first I’ve seen of this, thank you. I just went through airport security and was wondering why they were so tense on a Thursday afternoon. :(((

Wow she legit looks like a goddess.