Thanks :D

Plus it’s possible that we could just nip this whole situation in the bud with “don’t do meth.”

Yeah the coherent narrative is not a thing here.

Case in point: I barely know anything about presidents, but thanks to They Might Be Giants, I know way more about James K. Polk than anyone really should.

Bobby. You are, as always, a gem.

tbh I like this idea

Ooh, I hope she dates someone with an -er next so they can be Swiffer.

Man, I wanted a Von Dutch hat SO bad back in the day. In hindsight, it would’ve been an extra-awful look for my giant noggin/even giant-er hair.

This is the part that gets me/Jia’s line about still feeling lucky when she got into colleges. I was a stellar student (cum laude, with extracurriculars, near-perfect scores, etc.) at the best private prep school in my largeish city, and I still felt 110% blessed when I got in anywhere—deeply grateful, and also,…

Kris’s friend needs to kool it with the bronzer. She is among the gods of contouring. If you can’t blend it out properly, don’t bother.

ahhHHHHhhhhh. omg the butt twitching back and forth. omg.

Thank you for this.

I wash my hair about once or twice a week, maybe 3 times if I’m working out frequently. I have really strong, coarse waves that do not react kindly to being freshly shampooed, and my hair is REALLY thick, so it takes at least 4-5 days for it to start looking/feeling greasy (plus it takes like an entire day to air dry,…

literally crying bc I went back and read the summaries of the first four (which I read when they first came out); why

This. Plus there is all kinds of stuff she could do other than performing (on an incredibly demanding schedule, no less). I for one hold out hope that she will produce a series of aerobics/workout videos or classes based on the dances from her classic music vids.

I’m so glad I’ve never heard of a lactation cookie.

This is the one that got me.

def thought Don McLean’s wife had died and was just like “damn, Bobby, that’s cold” which in hindsight seems like a pretty mild reaction

This noodle is not wrong!