This. Back in my Tinder days I think 80% of the profiles I saw included a potato chip rock picture. I’ve never been, but I hear you have to wait in line to take your picture on it??

Did not know this!

Damn, your wife is a boss! Fuck that guy sideways. What a poor excuse for a husband/human.

want to want me was without a doubt the song of summer 2015 and will continue to be the song of every summer thereafter

Women be shoppin’ stealin’, amirite?

I just can’t get over how perfect it is that his name is Chad. It is, like, the ultimate violent douchecanoe bully name. I bet the producers wept tears of joy when they found him.

I like the secret project insta but also can’t stop staring at it bc how is her buttcrack like three inches to the left of the center of her back?? If it’s not just a bad ‘Shop job then I’m super impressed with her spinal flexibility.

JESUS CHRIST

According to my boyfriend, the next person Taylor Swift should date is my boyfriend.

Gavin Rossdale doesn’t want his kids calling Blake Shelton “daddy.”

I love grapes + tortilla chips

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It’s catchy af. It’s okay. You’re okay.

Yeah, how is this not asking for a dramatic increase in road rage incidents? Seems pretty negligent on the state’s part.

WEAR HELMETS gosh

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS.

Farrah Abraham has many feuds. Many feuds has Farrah Abraham. I am one of them, and so are you.

Rita?

O’Malley looks like a Hollywood president, though.

At some point in my very early childhood, someone (I think maybe a teacher or aide at my preschool?) definitely told me you could be allergic to a person. Like one specific person. It caused me quite a bit of anxiety, wondering if I would one day meet someone really great who I wanted to be friends with but just…