This JUST MIGHT be the best Pissing Contest submission ever.

Ma’am, please don’t explode yourself.

1) totally associate Runyon Canyon with Reese Witherspoon, does anyone have a good reason why?

Having been to a Voice taping, I can confirm it is a cult. However, the leader is not Blake, but Bill. Bill is the hype man/true host who maintains audience enthusiasm during commercial breaks (Carson never interacts directly with the audience). He also gives the signals to stand up/sit down/clap/wave your arms, and…

I don’t actually care for the dress but I love it for this particular demo because it looks like a wetsuit and you need a wetsuit when the water is cold and the water is cold because weather and and don’t you see???

THANK YOU I was hoping someone would bring Amy in <3

at first I read this as Kristen Stewart and got real confused tbh

At first I read the Kirsten Dunst item as Kristen Stewart and got real confused.

Haha I have not but it sounds exhilarating!

A visual for those who have never had the pleasure of landing here in the Sandy Eggo.

involuntarily giggled at the lost turtle; was immediately horrified by what a monster I am

Fancy cakes are often soaked in a syrup or other liquid to add some moisture back that might be lost during a prolonged construction process. I’m guessing some combination of this and using a walk-in freezer as the staging area.

has the assistant’s reaction been gif’d yet

SO PRECIOUS

oh no, I’m totally on board with Betty. I, too, thought golden girl had to be the hint/thought of her and then got bored trying to think of anyone it could actually be plausibly suggesting. but then another reply on this thread suggested Kate and I was like aha let us make this fit.

i loled

wait actually I know this is a joke but Hudson was in some movie with gold in the title. Gold Rush? Fool’s Gold. oh and her mom is named Goldie. oh oh oh.

Re: arts/sciences, I studied abroad in the Czech Republic and was delighted to find that not only do two of their current banknotes feature women, but one of the ladies was a noted (heh) opera singer.

Y’all. The comments on the last vid.

Johnny Depp and Amber Rose