I love Nicole Kidman with her actual accent. Also that video was delightful in general.

wait i thought it was about tennis.

it me

Well done fries tho. That’s that good shit.

She is so PRECIOUS.

“marsala, oak buff, cashmere rose, and reflecting pond.”

The headline was reminding me of that time when Taco Bell expanded their ground beef peddling into Mexico but marketed it as “American food.” Which almost sort of makes sense.

Definitely didn’t recognize Kourtney for half a second, and I am an unironic (albeit semi-recent) Kardashian fan.

I have a nice (not De La Renta nice, but you know), gently-used, and still-in-style wedding dress that I’ve worn twice but am not super attached to, and I’m thinking I’ll probably donate it eventually. There are a handful of dedicated organizations that will either sell the dress, with the money going to a cause, or…

The Padres literally have a hashtag (#SDinHD) that you can use to get your selfies on the scoreboard between innings if you post to Twitter or Instagram. Is that not a thing elsewhere?

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Yeah, I mean, Rachel Dratch did similarly terribly when asked to name 20 white people (albeit in 30 seconds). Add in not only the time pressure but also the “oh Jesus, race” pressure and it’s a 60-second brain fart waiting to happen.

Ugh great I was gonna be a peach and help my boyf move while he’s at work but now I’m gonna go watch Billy on the Street for an hour.

Rita Ora and Travis Barker are dating.

who is going to be the heartthrob cameo in the beauty school dropout dream sequence and also can it be jasonnn derulooooooo

Ooh I love Grease and I love Rizzo and I actually love grown-up Vanessa Hudgens (srsly check out The Frozen Ground if you love serial killers and Nic Cage as much as I do because she is excellent in it). Could be stoked for this.

This is the cutest thing. I am laughing aloud.

Is this a Bobby Moynihan sketch.

Sorry to be a bubble-burster, but I think it’s a mirrored image :( Notice the French braids switch sides.

All these comments defining sodomy and pointing out that heterosexual couples do it all the time! As if facts or reason mattered to Mr. Williams!