Reminds me of the difference between my high school years vs. late college/now, since I stopped worrying about tweezing beyond major strays (/haven’t waxed for a few years) and got into dying/penciling. Could def be natural. I always had more of an arch than her old look, though.

it us.

“Your sweat smells like cinnamon!”

So many parent points to you for being down to learn from your kid on a social issue. Seriously. I hope to one day be an open-minded parent like you.

Loving the idea of algebrobro (I’m actually a straight(ish) lady) coming to bed in galoshes.

I just don’t understand how they pulled it off. Like, they must’ve found some seriously unscrupulous bakers and...box-cutter-engravers. Because no decent person would contribute their skills to making that shitshow happen, even if they were paid Rich People Amounts of money to do it.

What is the significance of stalkers sending coffee makers?? This is the second time this has happened in, like, a month, yes?

This sent me down a Miss America FB page rabbit hole (I ain’t mad). Your student is stunning, her answer was excellent, and Fox News can, as always, eat a bowl of dicks.

is your niece me after seeing Pink Print last month or nah

I wanna have a kid like you! I wanna be a mom like your mom! This is the best story.

Plus that can’t have been good for the plumbing.

I’ve never done the nasty in a house of worship, but bedrooms decorated with religious iconography are a thing when you mess around with boys who live at home with their ultra-religious parents.

But I couldn’t scold her through the laughter, because that is the completely correct response when you encounter a huge spider.

DAMN, good eye.

1) Gone Girl mistress

Sandy B will not be marrying Jon Hamm and becoming Hamm Sandybecause she’s going to marry Bryan Randall and become Sandall!

any excuse to resurrect the most notorious Kim cryface is fine by me tbh

this is the best thing

How does one wear a tire. How will I know if a feeling I feel is the feeling of wearing a tire.

Control Burrito = dibs on the band name.