“you’re always connected to the internet anyway.”

Bruh I would pay money to be able to play Battleborn’s story again. I am so pissed a game with a great story and coop (splitscreen even) has to be pulled because Gearbox did not want pay someone to figure out how to remove the online requirement. It sucks so bad. I feel for anyone who loves this game and can now never…

I sympathize, Zack, I really do. I remember the hype building up over the first several AC games. As each successive entry took place in a more recent setting, it felt like Assassin’s Creed was barreling towards a finale, a final game that takes place exclusively in a modern setting, with Desmond as its star... a…

Folders really should be a standard feature when consoles launch in this digital age. It was surprising when the Switch launched without them, and even more so with the PS5. I was prone to thinking it was a COVID-related delay, but it took nearly as long to be added to the PS5 as it did to the PS4. It just doesn’t…

The M4 is $20k more and it's hideous.

I think the story of Last of Us Part 1 rides the line of misery porn but never really crosses it the way Part 2 does. It’s post-apocalyptic which means bad shit happens but it isn’t constantly rubbing your face in it the way Part 2 does. I’ve been wanting to play Part 1 before the HBO show so I’ll just wait until it’s…

Except they aren’t. Fireflies in the first game are explicitly shown to be desperate idiots holding on to an idea they can somehow mass manufacture a vaccine from a dank, decrepit hospital by killing a child without consent.

I hate to defend Fox News, but in the actual clip, where they do call the electric vehicle “gas guzzling”, they mention that Prince Harry’s private jet is idling on the tarmac for 30 minutes. Not the car.

I love sports and I love video games...but I rarely play sports video games.

I wish somebody would make a simpler, more “arcade-y” football game along the lines of Tecmo Super Bowl or some of the earliest Madden games. The realistic simulation is great for those that want that, but I gotta think there’s a lotta people like me that have neither the time nor the will to learn all the intricate…

But but but... He puts too many buckles on his character designs!

I looked it up and he did character/monster/story design for 8, nothing for 9, character design and uncredited story for 10, nothing for 11/12, character design for 13, nothing for 14, and character design for 15 (Verses is by all accounts a different project than 15 so thats a bit murky but he wasn’t involved in the…

I feel like a lot of these comments are missing the point, although perhaps deliberately...and maybe are kind of proving his point. People have such drastically different expectations for what they want out of Final Fantasy by now that it seems impossible to please everyone, short of making multiple titles. Sounds…

X didn’t even have ATB...

Final Fantasy XIV Shadowbringers (and later, Endwalker)

Somebody’s forgotten about the Zelda Cycle...

Hasn’t every mainline game since like VIII been done by a different team than the one before it?

He *is* a head of SE.  He sits on the board of directors as well as being VP of CBU3.

Practically everything on their menu comes on shredded kale. Bleh. Kale is fine but it’s too strong by itself and needs to be mixed with lettuce.

Wait, but Persona and Portal are ports of non-Nintendo games, and OP wants ports of Nintendo games. So isn’t it more like they’re walking into a Taco Bell and getting pissed off that they won’t make Taco Bell food?