Wait...did a reader really confuse Cutlass, as in a 17th century sword and cutlet, as in a tasty pork or chicken preparation?

Cutlass is a great name for a car. Fite me. 

I was also negligent today - sick toddler kept me away from work this morning.

This is an interesting thing to review — it’s definitely in the realm of a B as something to watch: it’s definitely a lot, it drags to a crawl at points, and it’s best watched in the background while doing something else. But more than most documentaries, this thing isn’t meant to be a piece of entertainment, it’s…

Do folks not remember the stories about Kotick when he first came in at Activision? He would walk into offices and swear at and berate game devs, calling them “pimple-faced basement virgins” and shit. He would make people break down and cry and fire them on the spot for the smallest perceived mistake and made it clear…

Jaguar hood ornaments are TOTALLY out of control.

So is this what happens when Sonic the Hedgehog awakens to realize he’s the Kwitzatz Haderach?

The lights are fully red for the camera driver for the entirety of the video, and presumably there was a red the other way as well, thus allowing the pedestrian to safely cross. The Honda had the right of way and the GMC driver ran the red.

I was thinking he should have slammed on his brakes and thrown the damn redlight runner off. 

That light could not have been any redder.

“The updated versions of these classic games did not launch in a state that meets our own standards of quality, or the standards our fans have come to expect.”

That’s great and all, but what I really want is an explanation of how you decided to release the games in this state to begin with. It’s not like you didn’t know what state the game was in when you released it.

“The updated versions of these classic games did not launch in a state that meets our own standards of quality, or the standards our fans have come to expect.....but we released them because you gamers have shown you will buy any broken piece of crap day 1 lulz. We wasted so much money on QA on RDR2 for no reason!”

“If I’m playing Spider-Man after I’m 30, I’ve done something wrong.”

Yes, going back to the style of the games pre-3D-shift is enough for me. 

That’s all I needed. Excited to revisit this Gen.

I love stuff like this, like how all the models in Zelda A Link Between Worlds were all slanted

He’s trademarking it as a band name. It would just stop other musical acts from using Doomscroll as a band name. Everyone would still be allowed to use the term in other contexts.

I’ve had my PS5 since launch and I’ve played exactly one of the games on that list: Spider-Man. I played Valhalla on the PC. I don’t understand these kids and their multiplayer games.