First, the writer notes that in the aftermath of the bombing of Turkey’s capital Ankara that took over 100 lives and injured more than 400 others just over a month ago, there weren’t any similar shows of solidarity during international matches

Rachel is like “Also I’m not black either.”

OH MAN. Too bad they didn't BOTH involve Rachel Dolezal. Imagine. The gal takes off her blindfold and Rachel is like "surprise! I'm not a dude!" and the girl gasps at horror at the dildo. Then while she's trying to process it all, Rachel is like "Also I'm not black either."

Those two months contain Christmas, and there’s always Florida...

Casual sex, though casual, should still involve at least as much care and discretion as meeting at a Starbucks when buying an iPhone from someone off of Craigslist.

I think it’s considered rape, because she would never have consented to having sex with this chick wearing a dick. It’s similar to when some rando fucks someone’s wife in the dark, pretending to be her husband.

There’s still about 2 months left of the year.

Maybe because I’m not that fond of Angela Chase from way back in the day but it’s always boggled my mind that she’s just slid on through her very successful career after both of these instances.

I hope she's married to a hot Brazilian helicopter pilot now and the ex developed a skin condition that makes him smell like diapers and moldy cheese. That seems fair.

I think she went back to work eventually. I liked to remind everyone what a scumbag he was. My friends would be all “Omg Mr so-and-so and Miss Thingy are going to get married and have a baby” and I’d be like “Cool, guess he’s on the look-out for his next girlfriend then”.

This happened at my school, with the deputy head of the school having an affair with, and leaving his wife for another teacher at the school. At the time it was major scandal and all the students gossiped about it, but my mother knew a colleague of the jilted wife. He left her with a couple month old baby and she…

I think it’s also about leaving baby-mama alone at the time when she most needs the help. And you (figurative you, I’m not assuming that you specifically have done this) can say you’re still going to help, be there, etc. but the feelings run so high that it gets in the way of that, and she’s extra alone at that time.…

Class fucking act. That’s not what I want from my celebrities! Now, where did I put Leah Remini’s memoir?

His face has always seemed so douchey and punchable and this story is a big part of it. Ughhhhhh I mean good on her for venting and finding peace in a way that wasn’t just rehashing all the drama but if there’s any famous ex-bf who deserves a bit of mud-slinging it’s this guy.

No Ben Carson is my mom, not yours!

I speak from painful experience: He’s a narcissist. When a narcissist needs to, they rewrite their history, and they then completely believe it to be true. They don’t even consider that it’s a lie. To anyone who isn’t a narcissist (or a sociopath, I think), it’s utterly baffling. But to them, the world has nothing to…

This guy’s the George Costanza of presidential candidates.

This guy scares me more than any of the other Republican candidates. Not terribly smart, sanctimonious, vain, anti-science, and absolutely unwilling to admit being wrong. On second thought, I guess I just described all of them.