Hey at least it'll be over quicker.

No shit.

Gaddis's J R, which I'm finding way more fun (and easy) to read than I was expecting (I had no idea it was a straight-up comedy before I started). Once I got into the insane dialogue rhythm I just started rocketing through it.

Why would you say that?

I saw this and Roma on TV when I was a kid (because the TV guide said there was nudity) and was very, very confused.

Who said anything about progressives and conservatives?

Maybe you should look at someone's actual commenting history before saying something like that.

I dunno, I think Mumford and Sons are pretty decent, especially compared to this horrible song. At least their hooks don't make me want to stab my eardrums.

Math makes Maeby feel: C-

These are real people?

Dude.

Sick filter, bro, Instagram that shit.

But…Naomily…

And if you do have severe social phobia…?

"Real lesbians" like to say that scissoring is only done in porn because they did it wrong once and therefore assumed that it's impossible.

Seriously, Desert Hearts is required viewing regardless of one's gender or sexual preference.

It's gotta be Alan Resnick, right? It has to be.

They're nothing!

Did you notice the sky was CGI'd in? I'm guessing they didn't get the exact weather they wanted and had to fix it in post.

I think the problem might be that it's a shitty movie.