Is it a lithium-ion battery? Because you shouldn't do that to a lithium-ion.

Oh no! Thinking!

I thought Rachel got killed in one version of the party and Granger somehow convinced one of them to send him back.

Please, no meat-touching, ma'am!

Rap Genius is a pretty cut-and-dry case of fair use for critical commentary. I mean, it's the whole point of the site. Intellectual property lawyers fucking hate fair use, but they can't pretend it doesn't exist. Rap Genius is safe.

Hahaaaaaaaaaa, rape.

Poncho Denews is a lying son of a bitch.

The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself.

Pop songs that steal the sounds of cool music always end up sounding inversely uncool.

Fuck her twice?

Who was defending hip-hop, your grandma? The music is terrible? What the fuck.

Maybe you should just stop entirely.

Not so fast!

I would scan the TV guide every week for any movie that had "n" next to its rating and then spend the week trying to figure out how to watch it without waking up my parents.

I assume he told a kid what a cancer he was.

"I watched [Kubrick film] recently and was massively impressed with what Kubrick did with [author]"

*FOUR-HOUR DOCUMENTARIES

One of those rare movies that blows your mind as a kid and still holds up as a great movie later in life.

G…gallimimus!

I'm not talking about criminal proceedings (I misused the word "crime", replace it with "act"), simply perceptions and philosophies.