Why would I? Not having anything to add never stopped you from posting.

A prolate spheroid.

Jesus, that baby panda must seem like such a fucking egotist to its mom whenever it asks for permission.

Thank you. If you read the full (200-page) report, you'd see that she told multiple versions of events (drunk, drugged, hit on the head...) and yet even her friend, not just the other two eyewitnesses, said she saw the girl get in the cab with them fully aware of the situation. The girl even asked the friend if she…

You've left all of four comments. Followed/"starred" commenters took hundreds or thousands of comments to reach that status. Be patient and work on being funny.

Why?

Hey, man. Don't ever use the word "lulzy" again. It's a stupid fucking awful non-word for 12-year-olds, and it's just as many letters as "funny," which is the actual word that means the exact same thing.

Well now I'm definitely never running with headphones.

Is this a landscape sized photo, being looked at on a phone in portrait, then screen captured, then uploaded?

UNH (Go Wildcats)

Burneko ruined Deadspin

I'll insult you for your stupid fucking comment, dipshit.

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I can make this real easy for you: regardless of what you believe your rights are in this situation, regardless of whether or not you perceive it to be a double standard, regardless of how tempted you might be to wade into these waters, if you're Caucasian, just don't use the frigging word because your life will be…

I respect the discipline it takes for you to consistently pull this off.

It's nice that Marshall is paying lip service to the issue, but he's blatantly ignoring the most dangerous locker room culture in the league: Tampa Bay's.

This post has literally two words, and the source is provided in one of them.

Have you also seen that movie?

that time-honored strategy of casinos and cheap weddings.

The yield depends on which games the pundits got right, not just what percentage. Picking an underdog correctly will yield more than picking a favorite. The odds aren't even on every game.