Speaking generally, I guess I just don’t understand, in 2015, what “poptimists” are so worried about. They’ve been utterly victorious. Every old dead cliche about a rock critic establishment that hates chart pop is just that: dead. Hipsters proclaim their love for all things chart pop. Every major music publication in…

floyd forgot that you’re supposed to punch boxers and hug women, not the other way around!!

too bad floyd mayweather can’t read this!!

Pretty hypocritical for a guy who's spent half his career so far on the DL.

Which one am I, Shane?

This one comes to mind:

I admit I haven't watched a ton of professional American football, but I've seen enough to know that Marshawn Lynch's actions cannot be defended.

sure seemed like they won the game to me. they had a trophy ceremony and everything

I live in Maine so....no? I liked Prague better.

Pats came back from down 10 in the 4th quarter against the best defense in the league. No offense, but you're goddamn fucking right it was a Pats win as opposed to a Seattle loss.

I honestly never considered that possibility.

How does somebody get this fucked up? I guess it probably stems from some childhood trauma, such as when an uncle helped him off a horse.

You guys are losing your touch. It took 5 whole minutes before a Penn St. apologist came here screaming "HE REPORTED IT TO THE AUTHORITIES!"

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

Why is it that the "well actually" assholes are most often wrong? I specifically cited my data as from the World Health Organization. If you go to their page on road traffic deaths, you can see that the DR is indeed second, and they don't have any data on Eritrea. The leader is a country by the name of Niue, which is…

Well, I guess now we'll find out if that human growth hormone really works.

I don't see how this is possible. My understanding was that he had given it to MLB long ago.

Is this a serious reply or is this a weird trolling job I don't understand?

No, you don't understand, I don't have cable. I have DishNetwork. No extra surcharge for me, which is f'n awesome.

Your cable bill will increase a couple of dollars a month solely because of the NBA.