Well he clearly won't remember if they're keeping him in the dark.

6.5? 48.5? What on earth could an over/under possibly mean for a binary outcome?

I will never understand why people spend time putting block text on the top and bottom of pictures. What an odd thing to do.

Wow. Sure wish someone would post an image comparing this bear to someone with a small face, an internet meme, or that pedophile bear. That would make for some original fucking humor

♫ The Bess cuck's back and its better than ever ♫

Ok

You really think that an economist with his PhD coming from the University of Chicago doesn't have the math? Really? You can't possibly believe that.

This is great.

Great.

As an undergrad who spent 2 years at LaSalle as a track athlete and now 2 years at UNH as an alcoholic, the last month of Deadspin coverage has finally given me an over-inflated sense of self worth.

Finally, an instance where soccer is more visually appealing than the modern Deadspin comments section.

Stick to sports, jerkoffs.

+1

As a former Explorer, I really enjoyed this.

+1

"Find good company in solitude through an active imagination."

Until we see a full on fighting ban, we're certain to see these horrific injuries time and Tye McGinn.

+1 "No leg to stand on" joke

We had some strippers for my buddy's birthday in October. We paid 100 bucks to get our ginger friend squirted on. The chick starts going at it with the dildo, in front of 40 young men, and sure enough, liquid is sprayed all over my friend after about 30 suspenseful seconds. My friends are convinced that it was indeed…

*cums*