Aaron Hernandez: So, where should we shoot Odin? Alley?

Because of his extensive knowledge in the area, the Yankees are consulting with A-Rod on how to chose a replacement Lab.

Mine keeps skipping. What's it say?

Shit, I had a good one, too.

[sees movie in 1986]

The athletic department attempted to add up all of the points scored by Alabama during that stretch, but were unable - as usual - to get past 10.

R. I. P.

Dick Coffee
1922-2013

Just give him the record, someone else earning the title hasn't prevented Alabama from claiming it before.

What a fuckin' lardass. I'm sure that's not the first chair he's broken. Good thing he's a Mets fan. Dude could stand to lose 90-100.

Yeah, I'm new here. Can you tell just by reading my posts????!?!?

Francesa is right. And so are all the commenters below who stopped picking their noses long enough to log in and give a hot take. All we care about in sports is whether or not you have won a game.

Hey Will, thanks for these suggestions. Just two things: 1., I don't think you know what a headline is supposed to be. and 2., All four of these outstrip the character limit our publisher has for headlines.

Thanks for this, Sean. Cameron Lyle is as good as they come.

Look at that poor picture of the kid. Can we all agree that this is racial profiling, nothing else? For shame, media. In fact, if you look at all of the evidence, this has the big, bold, tell-tale signature of a domestic act written all over it. I mean, just look at that John Hancock.

“I disagree with the rule altogether. It doesn’t make any sense for that position. It sounds like it’s been made up by people who have never played the game of football."