Bravo. I commend you

Don’t go to McD’s and expect fillet mignon. Don’t go to Minute Lube and expect F1 pitstop times. Don’t go to a place of learning and expect the students to be experts.

(I mean, beside the obvious “Don’t be a gun-wielding lunatic”) Who goes to a barber school thinking you are going to get a quick hair cut? People are there to learn, it takes them a minute. That’s why they are (usually) so cheap.

Dropping $500 on a wristband after 14 days of unresponsiveness and e-mails bouncing back.

Ugh! I get lectured by coworkers about how I should travel more and the privilege and condescension drives me insane. Like hey, would love to. My husband has been unemployed for a year. I live in the most expensive real estate market in the US. I am in debt from taking care of an unemployed ex on entry level income in…

Oh my god totally, my wife will have her rusted out Grand Am hitched to a team of mules before she even considers getting rid of it. Her mom has this alpha romeo spider that looks like it was plucked out of Chernobyl. I think the vehicle needs to physically disintegrate around them as they drive, or three of the six…

“We’ve done Coachella, EDC, Ultra, everything.”
Even when I was 20, this statement would make me want to punch that person.

I put away 20% of my income into savings per year and I’m still like ‘it’s not ennnnouuuuughhhh’.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

“You had Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner promoting it,”

It’s hard to gin up too much sympathy for the people who buy this stuff. There is plentiful, freely available information showing that Gwyneth and her ilk are completely full of shit. If you’re still falling for it, that’s on you. It’s like joining Scientology and being shocked that it’s a scam.

I learned in grad school that men’s lab coats are better. They are easier to move in and they have slits in the sides so you can access pants pockets. It has been more than 20 years since I wore a women’s lab coat.

Watership Down is the most traumatizing movie I’ve ever seen, and I’ve only seen five minutes of it when I was like 8 years old and in a comic book store with my dad.

I surmise that this rabbit died when it was dragged out of the cargo hold so that some employee rabbits could be placed on board.

Edit: United boards using a process known as WilMA before moving onto a secondary process where passengers are “reaccomodated” via a process similar to the Hunger Games.

You come off very reasonable and not mad at all.

Did your parents beat you? Is that why you grew up to be such a garbage person?

Given that a) military pay is SPARSE, y’all, and b) the majority of the military went Trump, it’ll be interesting to see how this plays out.