haha. I recommend "buttnugget" or "assnugget" in the event cocknugget becomes impossible.

haha - and at the same time, "Respond, but keep it civil"!

Thank you! She drives me crazy ... how can anyone hear that stupid laugh and not think, "Now, there's a woman who wants more attention?" I'll take my women Bullock-style any day.

But what if we don't want her?

I can't speak for the intended question, but I would probably kill myself before buying a six dollar cocktail made with Kool-aid.

what language was this question written in? It certainly wasn't in English.

Either him, or the Spanish Inquisition.

until I moved to New York where people responded to my grin by saying ‘You’re not from here are you?’

Can someone please pick him up and pair him with a skinny cat named "Sketti"?

I was really hoping it'd be Craig Ferguson.

This is the only consolation to my Niners losing. The only!

Conclusion drawn from video: Mormons have nothing against ladies watching porn and masturbating.

Please don't encourage Swedish men and facial hair! Seriously, on the streets of Stockholm, for every guy that looks like a long lost Skarsgård, there's eight that look like long lost yetis.

I LOVE Mary. She's fantastic and her storyline fits in perfectly with who John is.

On behalf of sane Sherlock fans, I would like to say that I like Mary and I am tickled to know that Amy is Martin Freeman's partner in real life. I am also happy that Watson is getting laid.

Discounts on the marriage license is what they do in Texas.

Do any of them insure against fake bomb threat in the event that the groom forgets to book a place?

So Kinja has decided I can only reply to myself. Hopefully people will see this.

Wait, people are still surprised Moffatt has a run of treating female characters badly? Really?

Not to judge a book by the cover (although this book is a gaping asshole, so I'll have at it), but THAT guy is a kindergarten teacher?!?! He looks like the oldest member of a high school math department who's bitter that they've never made him department chair. Kindergarten teachers should radiate warmth, not...scotch…