Not to overshare, but my second kid also showed up on the first try. However, this is not so uncommon for people who (like me) had recently stopped breastfeeding but it was a shock since I’d gone through years of hell to have my first.

Also, getting accidentally pregnant requires some specific timing. After years of sex ed saying “It only takes once!” and “You could get pregnant at any time in your cycle!”, this surprises a lot of people. According to my fertility doctor, two healthy people with no fertility issues aged 25-30 who have sex during…

But on the plus side, he can just keep a box of chiclets on hand to replace any teeth that might get punched out. 

After the ad played, I realized that I was confusing Rob Mulaney with John Mulaney and was relieved that the comedian is still alive, unlike the latter’s political future which is a Catastrophe in its own right. 

Palmier. I’ve only seen them in French contexts, so I’ve only heard the French term for them.

They are totally worth the bubble guts and if you live in the NYC area Fresh Direct carries them (or they did a few years ago). 

Indeed. Also, I love your name. You are clearly a person with impeccable taste.

Nah, you just hand it in blank and they hold the paper next to your arm. That’s all they want to know.

Instapots already have a steam function, so you’re good to go!

The sentence was confusingly constructed but I think the “majorly wrong” but was believing Paltrow has the cure for prolapse.

#1 Pain from the prolapse might have masked the pain from the burn or she was just trying to ignore it.

“We prohibit retaliation in the workplace and publicly share our very clear policy.”

“many members whom are openly anti-Semitic...”

Yup, especially with minimum wage having inched along in comparison with other costs, many college kids find it a better pay-off doing an unpaid or low-paid internship because these days people hiring for entry-level jobs require experience and won’t train new employees. 

“They said nothing about this crap during casting.”

And how many of them have ponytails or something on the back of their head that changes how they use their headrests?

And I’m loving it. For a long time, the only place to get an impossible burger in my area was the local courthouse cafeteria. It is not a cafeteria that aspires to trendy or healthy eating in the least. There is exactly one other vegetarian item...slices of American cheese on a hamburger bun. 

Ugh. That sounds rough. I had a flatmate who is allergic to garlic. There were so many standard foods that he’d never had because of this. Luckily for him, our other flatmate and I were excellent cooks and made garlic-less everything with asafoetida where applicable.

Fantastic! As a vegetarian, I know that my lot aren’t enough to keep things available at every roadside burger place where I might stop during a roadtrip. I’ve never wanted to try to shame or disgust people into vegetarianism. It’s rude and not effective. This is a far better way to do it.

I’m guessing that he lied about not retrieving enough eggs each time, which is incredibly fucked up. That process is really hard on you physically and mentally. That is hardly an isolated incident if he did it over and over. If you knowingly put a partner through that process when it isn’t required, you don’t give a…